I have chosen to reply to Jaseys comment in the form of a little story. I feel I should justify myself as the hand of of accusation regarding theft is been pointed in my direction. I am trying to compose this on 4 hours sleep again so excuse me if it is a load of tripe...

  I admit this to the world. I did, indeed, steal a breakfast from Trentham Gardens.  It was not because I did not have the funds to pay for the plate full of breaskfast-ician delights... Nor was it because I got some kind of sick kick out of tiptoeing past the ladies on the pay desk... Not at all.  It was a mixture of two things which were:-

A.) The spotty teenager at the counter left our "steaming hot" breakfasts on the counter to go cold for 15 minutes while she waited for some veggie sausages to cook so to say it was a bit freezing would be an understatement.

B.) There was noone at the payment desk when we walked past to pay.. and then when we sat down and discussed the poor service we had received and the disapointment in the breakfast on a whole, we decided to leave not en-route the cash desk...

 It is true, blogging fans, that I knew what I was doing... My uncle was even the security guard there that day and I used this to my advantage knowing that he would not have his own nephew arrested!

  So now, I am a futuritive (that doesnt sound right...Ah, i mean fugitive.. good english as always there!)  and believe me, whenever I go there now, I wonder if every visit will be my last and if my foolish actioned will result in a lifetime ban from the food court at Trentham Gardens..

  In other news, I finally just sweet talked a man at British Gas into sending me a refund cheque of £25.00 for my prepayment .. They have been messing me round left right and centre and I explained this to him in the nicest possible way.  He sounded a bit like a homo and so I used this to my advantage, giving a girly giggle whenever he tried to do a funny and explaining to him that I was just a lil boi allllll on my own ( I thought about twisting locks of my hair and biting on my lip but refrained as was reminded this was not a video call)...He asked me if the situation had distraught me and said he could help me more if it had so I replied in my most hurt, wounded voice "why yes actually, I havent slept properly in days... " (Might I add, not a direct lie there.. I havent slept properly... they dont need to know I work silly shifts!) and so he agreed to refund the £2.00 extra for my discomfort! CHA CHING!!!

My shorts have come.. Im going to attach a photo of them, just because I think I love them! They are abercrombie and fitch and on the english website retail at £50.00. I got them brand spanking new off ebay with tags etc for £28.00 pound including delivery. Can you say BARGAIN?!?
They also have some big fat tassles by the legs that you cant see..I no longer have a mirror that I can pose in.. Not happy!

Anyway, Laters xxxx