On Friday night, Andrew and I decided to ask Dame Kazduck if she might like to come along to Drayton Manor Park. I am unsure of how but we managed to get her into the park without having to pay  and so ended up getting the whole day for free except for lunch and snacks or toys. We decided on not attending the barbecue because as I had left work the day before, I didnt really wish to bump into the Manager who I worked with for fear that he would point at me, holler atrocities and attempt o throw me out. I also felt rather guilty accepting the Nationwide "goody bag" that was given to me but I shall consider it all my leaving present! :-)

All in all, yesterday was an absolutely fantastic day from start to finish. I would go as far as to say that it is the best day out that I have had this year.

I hope you will like the photos that I have attached.

The little penguins!!

Me and Jaya by the penguins

Dame Kazduck, Jaya and Andy

Me, Jaya and Andy

Jaya and me (reliving my youth) on the cars!!

Andrews attempt at taking a photo of me, Dame Kazduck and Jaya on the carousel... we are in the cart to the left!!

Andrew pulled!! (SLAG)

  By 4pm after been on her feet all day, Jaya was absolutely trollied and fell asleep on Andrews shoulders.. It was the perfect ending to the perfect day... In her hand here she has a teddy that she won.. She named him.. Gogg...

  I also learnt Jaya to say Buck instead of book.. Oh how I laughed when I saw Bev and Quins face when she said it when she got home!!! Hahahah!

  Only bad news is I got on the scales today and was 12 stone 3... Woops! xx

With my old job I did like a couple of the folk I worked with, but the majority I didnt have much in common with or would not piss on if they were on fire. Here, I really like the people that I work with but I dont like the job at all. However, when it comes down to it, its the people that make the place that you work. Im not ashamed to say that after all the moaning I have done, Im gonna miss the guys here...quite a lot actually.

I forgot to bring cakes this morning... Typical me... Where I used to work I bought cakes to prove a point that even though half of them couldnt stand me, I could rise above their pettiness and spend 40 quid on cakes. Here, the people I actually like have to starve. Go figure. Heheheh x

Just a little ensemble I put together myself. If I say so myself, doesnt she look like a little supermodel??

:D

Just me again.. forgot to say that sukis piglet costume came and was far too big. At least she will grow into it though! Her rucksack has also come.. PLease see below...

Aww... Its cute aint it?? AINT IT?!?!!?!? Aww... look a her little face.. u can smell the fear. :-(

Sorry for not posting earlier... I have been really busy today training... If that is what you can call it. I have been sat with absolutely nothing to do. However, tomorrow should be a bit busier for us. I have saved it up so that my last day will go a bit quicker than the rest of this bloody week!!

I dont know how but I have been sent my Drayton Manor tickets so it looks as though I will go to the ball after all.. They have also got a free barbecue there if you are with my company. Someone has dared me to take a fork with me, run into the barbecue area, grab a sausage on my fork, do an evil laugh ("Muahahah" will do) and then charge off in the other direction. Ill be honest, its not going to happen!! ;-)

Im going out tonight with Andy, Rich and Jon and his other half Lee. I havent got a thing to wear and I fear that I may look a little bit rough if I dont make a bit of an effort!!

In other news, the diet appears to be going quite well. Ill be surprised if come monday, Ive not lost any weight. I have secretly weighed myself and the results are looking good but we still have tonight where Ill be drinking and then saturday to get through before i get too excited.

Have a good night whatever u get up to you lot!!! xxx

How do you plan a day out when you have little no money?? The workplace I am at now are having a party on Saturday to Celebrate been around for 10 years or so at Drayton Manor Park. Until I gave in my notice, I was invited to this party. However, because I leave a day before the party, I can no longer go. I had originally invited Jaya and still fully intend on taking her somewhere... But where can we go if we are on a budget?!

Here are some ideas we have had:-

West Midlands Safari Park
Chester Zoo
Gullivers Kingdom (my personal favourite)

Has anyone else got any ideas at all in or around the west midlands??!

I was thinking somewhere that had a couple of little rides and a zoo or something?? She will possibly have a pushchair with us which could make the "rideage" a little difficult.

Any help anyone can give would be muchly appreciated.

Thanking you with muchness!
xxx

 Just to clarify... I have bought the piglet jumper for Suki, I have made an offer on the ladybird rucksack for Suki and I have bid on the silver collar for Suki...  

  Is it really bad that I am mithered to death that she has a black diamonte lead and I want it to match the collar?? I think Im going to buy an extendy lead.

  I dont know why Im spending all of this money. I have been paid today and they have knocked abot £250.00 off  my wage because of the holidays I owe them before I leave! Damn!  However, always look on the bright side of life eh?? :-)

xxxx

Do you ever feel dirty? Even though you are bathing, brushing your teeth putting on clean clothes and drenching yourself in B.O basher and aftershave etc..

For the last couple of months, no matter how much I have washed, scrubbed and exfoliated, I have felt absolutely rammy, gammy and downright filthy. I dont know why.. It is always said at work that I smell nice and I have never been accused of looking dirty but it is just a feeling that I have not been able to wash away...so to speak..

What makes this worse is that I regulary talk about how the one thing I cant stand is people who dont look after their personal hygiene. I am not talking about a plumber that has been working away all day and smells of sweat or has black oily nails where he has been playing with pipes. I am talking about someone who has sat on their arse all day and stinks of days/weeks old horrible vile smelly stuff. It is one thing that gets up my nose, quite literally. So to feel that I am letting my standards slip really offends me.

This morning I have had a bath in a new Radox bath foam bath and have worn a shirt of Andrews that Ive not worn before. I have also "done" my hair. When I say done, there is not an awful lot that can be done in a way to style it, but Ive just kinda put a bit of hair putty on it and tittivated it a little. Other than that, everything is exactly the same as it has always been. But, I feel so squeaky clean. Its amazing. I just wish I knew what it was that I had done different to every other day to make me feel this way.

Do u think its the whole "not doing your hair" thing?? Hmmm...???

Im not going to moan anyway... Im just pleased.
xx

I only have 2 minutes to write as I am going to take the psychopath doggy on a big long walk to try and wear her out.  A been big well done to Dame Kazduck who was successful in her quest of jobsdon! Yayyy!!!!

xxxx

TEN FIRSTS
First best friend: A lad named Joel
First screen name: adie_stokey
First Pet: First pet I can remember getting was a corgy cross named Toby. He was a cutey!
First Piercing: Ear when I was 12
First Crush: A girl named Sophie. I bloody loved that girl all through primary school!
First Record: First CD was either samantha Mumba - gotta tell you or spice girls album.. Cant remember which came first...
First Love: Lisa - Someone named Adrian.

NINE LASTS
Last alcoholic beverage: A carlsberg export last night.
Last car ride: today on the way to work.
Last movie seen: Spiderman
Last phone call made: Yesterday to Andrew letting him know when I would be home.
Last CD Played: Rhiannas album
Last Bubble bath: Radox! Proper radox!!
Last time you cried: I had a tear watching sliding doors...

EIGHT HAVE YOU EVERS
Have you ever dated one of your best friends: No
Have you ever been arrested: No!
Have you ever skinny dipped: Erm.. Yes...
Have you ever been on TV: No :-(
Have you ever kissed someone, and then regretted it: Oh god, havent we all!?
Have you ever had a sex dream about someone: Yes, they are the best!
Have you ever had sex? I dont have sex, I make Lurveeee!

SEVEN THINGS YOU ARE WEARING
1. pink shirt
2. blue hoody coat
3. trousers
4. blue boxers
5. multicoloured socks
6. white gold ring that my mum bought me for my 21st
7. boring black trousers

SIX THINGS YOU'VE DONE TODAY
1. woke up
2. packed my lunch
3. checked my email
4. brushed my teeth
5. tried to style my skin ed...
6. Wrote a blog

FIVE FAVOURITE THINGS IN NO ORDER
1. Eating
2. Listening to music
3. sleep
4. nookie
5. cuddles

FOUR PEOPLE YOU CAN TELL ALMOST ANYTHING TO
1. Bev
2. Mum
3. Andrew
4. Jasey/Stacey

THREE CHOICES
1. Black or White: black
2. Hot or Cold: hot
3. Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate

TWO THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE
1. Get on a plane without been scared
2. Win the lottery

ONE THING YOU REGRET
Been shit with money when I was 18/19... It keeps coming back to bite me in the ass!

I am now in my last week with my current company. 4 sleeps to go!

I am getting slightly annoyed with Andrew. Y'see, hes a potterer, a fidgeter and a downright arse-a-bout-a! When I go to bed, I say my "Good night Richie, Good night Suki, Night Jon Boy.." brush my teeth, jump into bed and then go to the land of boo boos around ten minute later. Andrew on the other hand, writes a letter of goodnight-shire to the each and every person in the world, explains to Suki why he needs to go to bed and how much he still loves and cares for her even though she is disabled, has a bath, wash, shit, shower and shave, brushes his teeth, says the lords prayer 170 times and then after wondering up and down the house a few times just for good measue, goes to sleep - hoping to have Adie cuddles. By this point, I am long gone and the only sign that I am alive is the trail of slobber making a steady path out of my mouth and onto my pillow. If he dares to touch me, he usually gets a slap along with a "Fuck off Suki." Nice. Silly though I say it though, I am aware he is not with me and I dont sleep "properly" until he is next to me. (usually cos hes potters about the bedroom singing and flicking the light on and off!)

I thought after big brother finished, that he would come to bed with me. No such luck apparantly! Other than lacing his chicken dinners with Nytol I am unsure of how to get him into bed around the same time as me!

Diet starts today... So far so good.. Ive not eaten anything. Oh, and I weigh.. 12 stone 1.. and a half.. Pooooo!!!!

I have taken out my lip piercing. I feared that I was startin to look a wee bit *whispers* common.... Ouch. But its true. So it is now gone, leaving only my tongue, ear and nipple in existance!

Last night, Andrew and Richard went on a night out and I didnt fancy it (feeling a bit fat, ugly and useless) and so I went around Jaseys house and fell asleep at 8pm with a piece of Milka choclate hanging out of my mouth!

This morning we woke up and after going to Donnington Market, (Near East Midlands airport where aeroplanes were threatening to drop on my head every few minutes) we set on a search for the new "poo-pie mobile.." To cut a long story short (cos im knackered!) we settled on a silver vauxhall Tigra. However, half of the car salesmen in Leicester have got Jaseys phone number. The things he will do to get a phone call or two!!!

Other than that, I have settled into my curry and am now ready for work tomorrow. Im on countdown with only one week to go. I would like to say that I am going to make sure I do nothing except surf the net all day (normal working day then!) but unfortunately I have a horrible feeling that I am going to have to train a lad that I work with to do my job. How the hell Im meant to train someone to do what Im doing when I still dont rightly know what Ive been doing for the last month or two, Ill never know but if thats what Blair wants then that is what Blair will get. PAH!!

Right, night night.. Diets starting tomorrow. BOOOO!! BOOO!!! HISSSS!!!! xxx I think im about 12 stone 3... and im not even jokin... :-(

Big thanks to Teri for showing me how to post youtube videos.. Unfortunately it means that you are subject to the torture of this song.

OFFENDED!!!!!

What a shit version of Barbie girl... The original was bad enough but this one is absolutely shocking. Dont get me wrong, I think Sam and Amanda were great. However, I think they may have killed their career in one "swoosh" in this amateur, shit remake of barbie girl luvvin'!! xxxx

I am sick to the back teeth of receiving the following message when I try to do ANYTHING on the vodafone website!

Sorry…

We’re making improvements to our web site, which means this part of the site will be down for a short while.

The rest of the site is working as normal – use these links to continue browsing.

Ill tell you what they need to do. They need to improve the amount of times it is saying that vodafone are making improvements!! Ive emailed them telling them so too.. THe thing is, over the last 3 months, my bill has been hitting 75 -100 pound every month, and because I cant view my bill online, I cant see why! Fuckers.

  Oh, ere are a couple of holiday shots!

  Aww it was a good holly! Except for the night that I got paraletic and started screaming at a 13 year old girl that told me to fuck off cos I was trying to have a dance off with her... THat put a bit of a shadow on that night out!
xx

Ok.. With a little help from Dame Kazduck, the diet that I am going to be undertaking has been decided. It is called weight watchers core and I had a good natter with the Dame finding out information about it! It sounds good because it means that I can still have my chicken dinner!

I had my papers through from my new company today. In with the papers was a little book of wonderful things. It showed you bits and bobs you can get free because you work for them. It works out at quite a saving, let me tell you!! Especially on holidays.. but seeing as I cant see myself stepping foot near an aeroplane in the near future, I may not reap in the benefits just yet.

Speaking of flying, I had a nightmare last night. I very very rarely have nightmares but last night I awoke suddenly. As always, I cant remember all of the details as that seems to be one of the "dream traits" However I do remember this:-   Lots of close people to me (family and friends) been on a flight and it crashing. I knew I had  to get on a flight to get to where they were to try and help them. It was a case of having to get on the flight to try and save the people I love so I had no choice. Just as I was strapping myself in the seat, a air hostess walked past and looked at me.. But she looked all distorted and evil with a crypt keeper smile... as if to say.. "Whoah yeah, your gonna die bitch.. " and I started shouting.. which is when I woke up...

Dreams always seem worse when your having them than when you wake up dont they??

Have a nice weekend everyone.. One week to go at work before I start all over again somewhere else. xx

The diet has been decided after lots of toying about with various fads and frolics...And its going to be...

Oh I dont know. I was going to say that Id stick to Atkins for a week but I know it would be quite costly to do that.

Any ideas or recommendations??

So far Ive contemplated:-

Slim fast - leaves you hungry and can be quite expensive
Atkins - quite expensive and gives you doggy breath as your not allowed chewing gum
Cabbage diet - I fart enough on Andrew as it is. I think cabbage = divorce courts.
Weight Watchers - I mentally convince myself that a take away chicken kurma is the same amount of points as a Tesco Healthy Living one.
Slimming world - last time I had the most severe stomach cramps in the world. However, could be a possible contender.

Please dont give me any ridiculous suggestions such as using a smaller plate.. you havent seen how high I can pile my food!

I need something where I can eat as much of a certain food as I want.. I think... Im open to suggestions!

Hayalp!!

I watched sliding doors last night. I forgot how good a film it was. I am sure we all wonder "what if this would have happened" so many times. The film brings it to life for us. It also features one of my all time favourite songs "Turn back time" by Aqua... Love it!

xx

Oh my Jesus Christ, I dont feel a well bunny at all tonight..

And to make matters worse im 11 stone 13.5 pounds... Suicide.

However, I have found this:-

www.weightlossresources.co.uk

It has a 3 day free trial. Looks spectucular. The horror starts tomorrow.

I need food weighing scales though otherwise I am blind. :-(

Wish me luck. :-) xxx

I sauntered into work this morning ready for a battle with former prime minister Blair. You can imagine my disappointment when he was not in. I sent him an email and was going to leave it at that but was told I had better ring him and let him know that he needs to start looking for someone else. I waited until someone in our office rang him so I knew it would go to voicemail and rang him and left a message saying I had given in my notice etc. I then made myself unavailable for 3 hours while he was trying to call me back giving various excuses such as "oh I was about to make a drink" and "can u please tell him that I am washing my hair??" Eventually he caught me and the conversation seemed to go ok. However he has said he wants a proper talk with me tomorrow.

I got lumbered with 7 working days worth of work today. Nobody did a thing while I was gone. Nothing. So I should have played the willing employee and tossed any complaint that was not completed correctly into the bin as that would have worked out at around a third of them! Ha! But unfortunately Im not that evil :-(

My mum went for a job interview today. Fingers crossed for Dame Kazduck please folks!

xx

Today, I have had the best day in YONKS!!

Firstly, I went for my job interview first thing and got offered the job on the spot. It is exactly the same money as I am earning now with 25 days holiday per year, minimal (if any) Saturday working, and cheap holidays and a proper training scheme. Plus, it is a 15 minute walk away from where I live! Now I just need to hand in my notice tomorrow. I did once upon a time say that when it came to doing that, I would not think twice about leaving them in the shit because of the way in which I was landed the job. ("Unless u can start in a week, dont bother" kind of attitude!) I will, as always, let u know how it all goes... Fingers and toes crossed for me tomorrow please!

Secondly, I got my tooth sorted and didnt have to pay a penny. THe bad news here is that I didnt get chance to take a photo of myself with scaffolding sticking out of my chops! I do enjoy taking them photos!!!

Thirdly, I got to see my family and give them the pressies that I bought off my jollies! It was nice to see them even if it was only for a couple of hours!

Fourthly, I got to spend the day with Jasey and we have had a great laugh from start to finish!

Right, Im going to celebrate..by going to bed.. Whoah yesh baby! And I may even have a hot choccie!

Write tomorrow xxxxx

While on holiday, I got about 20 phone calls from various agencies. Suffice to say, my bill is going to hit £100.00 when it comes out. (robbing bastards) However, one of the phone calls was from the company that I was hoping for a call from. Its the place that bought out the company that I used to work for in Stoke. If I got a job with them, I reckon it would be a really good thing as Its closer to me and I dont think there would be a huge difference in the pay. However, Im just starting to settle into my new job now and although its long hours, I have unlimited access to the internet etc. I am going to just go for the interview and see what happens! I may have to work weekends on the new one as well!

Wish me luck tomorrow anyway peeps!!! Ill add photos of holiday as soon as I get me cable from home! xxxx

Hola my friends!
I am finally back after a gruelling 27 hour journey back from Spain via coach. The journey out was not too bad as we were looking forward to our holiday, but coming back felt like it took a week in itself! I am sitting typing, having had only around 30 minutes sleep overnight on the coach. What, with half of the old dears/bastards on the bus belching/moaning at their every oppurtunity it gave me little time to think about sleeping. The coach company put a few DVDs on, the old people moaned that they wanted their sleep.. The coach company didnt stop for 5 hours and the old people moaned about how "at their age" they needed to stretch their legs and yet if the coach company stopped every couple of hours, the old people moaned that "we shouldnt have to keep getting up like this.Im a pensioner you know.." Talk about not been able to do right for doing wrong!? I swear if anyone over 60 ever tells me how rude the youth of today is, Ill slap them silly. (y'hear me grandad? Dunna ya dare!)

And, I know people smoke, but dont even talk to me about the famous "cigarette stops.." Do people really need 4 fags at 4am in the morning?!?!? With people arsing about and jumping off for a smoke at every given oppurtunity (traffic lights included) I was starting to get a trifle pissed off...Seriously though, when they picked me and Andrew up in Coventry, everyone got off for a fag. 20 minutes later they picked up on a milton keynes junction and they all charged off the bus for another ciggy, adding on another 15 minutes to each stop. (about 4 hours in fecking total!)

Apart from that, we have both had a lovely lovely lovely holiday. There was lots of sun... sea... sand... and erm.. that other thing beginning with S... erm... yes, SANGRIA!

Ha! Oh.. and ive had my lip pierced.. Dont ask.. I think this bald, piercing thing is a phase.. Ill grow out of it soon enough!

Photos to follow of some essex girls, a couple of welsh mentalists and a gorgeous notts family! All of whom became our good friends and drinking partners.

Mwah xxx

Morning!

I think Im all ready to go. Actually, thats a lie. I should be getting ready to go but instead Im sitting on my computer whittling away to you lot.. But thats not the point, ok? Ill get ready soon.. and iron the rest of my clothes.. and pack my toothbrush..and pillow...and snacks.. (feck, I better get a jog on..).. I just need a few moments with my laptop before I leave. After all, I am not going to see him for a good 10 days now. My god, Ill ave to be given morphine by the end of the holiday to satisfy my withdrawel symptons!

It has been said by those whom I shall not name that I may need a coat for this holiday but I refuse to take one. I am not going to Spain and taking a coat when it has been T-shirt and short weather in the UK over the last couple of days. I would prefer to freeze.

Right, I best get my rocks/socks on... Have a good weekendx2 everyone and I will most definitely try and find an internet cafe while I am out in Spain so I can let you know how its all going!

Laters guys xxx

Tonight I have been preparing for my holiday. I have tried to pack light but keep finding myself slipping just one more item in there "just incase." It is so exhilarting to be able to look forward to a holiday without the slightest worry about getting there or getting back. Is exhilarating a little too large a word to be using at 11.30pm on a Thursday night!? I have started to feel that I am really clicking with a few people at work now. There are a couple that are a bit funny, but I am making my mark as the residential gay, and they are loving it! They were saying how quiet it was going to be without me today.. (surely a good thing!?) but followed it by saying that they would miss me... People only usually miss me because they have rubbish aim!

Andrew has had his red mini convertible today. I have been out for a quick ride in it with him about 10 minutes ago and I must say its rather sexy! I just need to start learning to drive so that I can be ever insistent that I will be the designated driver for the evening!

I have all my gadgets charged up and ready for the big journey tomorrow! I have been trying to think of 100 things to keep me entertained while on the coach but I think once the battery on my phone and my DS is gone, and Ive read my book, Ill be buggered!! Do I sound like a 5 year olds parents trying to keep a kiddy entertained?!

I cannot promise that I will post while I am away because the accomodation is going to be allocated on arrival. However, I will try my hardest and if not will be back very soon anyway!

Take care, all of my friends and family.

Lots of Love
Adie
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I have started chatting to a girl who lives in Leamington which is quite near to Coventry. I received her message after placing an ad begging for friends who lived near by to me. She has not got many friends in Coventry and so far we have been emailing a couple of times and she seems really nice and has the same kind of sense of humour as me. I will keep you posted on how things go!

Last night me and Andrew had a talk. I have really been missing home and even though I have been putting a brave face on everything and saying how well I am getting on, it has been getting quite hard going over the last couple of weeks. It seems amplified by about ten when me and andrew have some kind of spat. He can sit downstairs and chat things out with his housemate or pop over to his friends, where as everyone I know is on the other end of the phone and things are just not the same as been able to sit in my car while my sister drives and moan by bag off!

I also felt really bad because at the weekend when I went out with everyone for my sisters birthday, my mum was buying me drinks because she thought I was skint. I kept trying to buy them back for her but I think in the end, I got the better deal. I always complain that I am poor and no matter whether I earn £1000 or £5000 pound a month, that would always be the case. However, I have been helping dame Kazduck out with money a bit because I didnt give her any notice when I left the house in Stoke I dont know whether she thought my moaning about been skint was been aimed at her. When I realised this sometime on Sunday evening, I felt absolutely awful and have done since! I would never see my mum struggle. Never ever ever.. And I would prefer to go without than for her to worry about her money.

Im going on holiday tomorrow. 24 hours on a bloody coach. Im actually REALLY excited though! I cant wait! And someone at work told me that I looked as if I had lost weight today. If Im honest, she is lucky I didnt pounce on her and start humping her leg! Yay!

Ill post before we leave! xxxx

My new glasses accompanying my new'ish haircut. Are they a bit dame edna meets harry hill while accompanying Elton John...??

:p

Two Names You Go By:
1. Adie
2. Drain

Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1 My new glasses
2 My pink red, black shirt

Two Things You Would Want (or have) in a Relationship:
1 Love
2 Commitment

Two Things You Should Do:
1 Pack for my holiday
2 Sort my IPOD out

Two Things You Want Very Badly At The Moment:
1 For work to finish
2 To win the lottery

Two Things You Did Last Night:
1 Took Suki for a walk
2 Went out for dinner

Two Things You Hated Today:
1 Finding a message on someones computer about me.
2 Waking up too early for work

Two People You Last Talked To:
1 Joanne (work)
2 Jon (work)

Two Things You're doing tomorrow:
1 Seeing jasey
2 Coming to work

Two longest recent car rides:
1 Coventry - stoke
2 Stoke - Coventry

Two Favourite Holidays: (of all time?)
1 Thailand
2 Dominican republic

Two Favourite Beverages:
1 Sprite
2 Milkshake (any flavour)

Two Things That Would Surprise You About Me:
1 Im actually quite shy
2 Ill pay anything from £2.00 - £200.00 if I like an item of clothing.

Two Jobs I Have Had In My Life:
1 A care assistant
2 An IT Support desk Analyst

Two Movies I would watch over and over:
1 Miss Congeniality
2 Shrek 2

Two Places I have lived:
1 Stoke
2 Coventry

Two Favourite kinds of foods:
1 Mash potatoe
2 Indian
Two Places I'd rather be right now:
1 Stoke on Trent
2 Home

I have found that now I have had my hair shaved, and look muchly manly, I seem to have "butchly rebelled" a bit... I now find myself letting the door smack into ladies faces instead of considerately holding it open for them. I dont listen or just give a grunt when a workmate complains about the state of her hair or makeup instead of telling them they are fine the way they are. I have no need to spend almost an hour getting ready for work, pritzing and prooming myself within an inch of my life. I regret the times where I had a bath every day.. And did you know that you can wear underpants four times.. normally, back to front, and then the same again but inside out!

Thats right chums. Nowadays, I am more likely to be found watching match of the day and scratching my balls than playing with my "make up barbie" set and filing my nails!

If it carries on like this you will find me under the bonnet of a car manlyly tinkering with the erm.. enginey ... thingy.. mabobby...thing.. Ok, im not quite in the zone yet am I?!

Of course I jest.. But I do seem to be getting a little more female attention since the shaveage.. Who would have thought that hair could make me so much gayer? Go figure! xxxx