Good evening..
Its Jasey here.. As you know, Adieplop has just purchased a brand spanking new Laptop and has been having a few issues.. He's asked me to write a tester blog to see if it is the laptop with the issue, or the dumbass using it.. So far it appears the dumbass is the fault... Not sure what Adie uses to type with, but with my dainty little fingers i am having no issues what so ever...
ok, Adie now... Ive been having ever such problems over the last few days with the laptop jumping over the screen. I also got the "operating system not found error" this morning followed by the wireless been unable to connect but now it seems that everything is typing all hunky dorey... Over to poo for the weather...
Fooking Freezing!!! Wet in places but i think thats just cus Adie fell sleep next to me and did his usual dribble...
I dont dribble... I prefer to call it my silver saliva... I have you know that there are people out there that would be only too happy to wake up with their face wedged squarly in my patch of silvery saliva...
Speaking from experience of waking up in the patch of 'silvery saliva', anyone out there is more than welcome.. They are also welcome to enjoy the snot projected onto my face/arm/body whenever i make Adieplop laugh...
Which isnt very often...
Pardon!! When you got in the car today after your awful day, i had you happy and laughin within about 4 minutes, and i also let you sing lead vocals on our new Spice Girls Karaoke Cd!!!!
It was you singing along to the spice girls that made me laugh!! Poo, you got such a streak! you is as streaky as danish. I am now waffling on about nothing because we have just found that the keyboard jumped half way up the screen. We are unsure whether this was me or not.. Poo, your views please??
Well Adieplop, i would suggest that this could be due to a virus but seeing as you have only had the laptop 2 days, and have only been on about 3 'inapporpriate' sites during this period, i can conclude that their is either a ghoolie living in the new laptop, maybe the spirit of anna nicole smith, or there is an issue with this laptop and it needs sorting...
Or Im just pushing the touchpad without knowing it? Thank you for that Poo... In my experience in the IT Support Centre centre, I was fully trained in rectifying any techinical issues with laptops or desk top PC's. However, a full reboot of the system did not work. Im out of ideas.
Im not one to bring up the past very often, but your IT Expertise lost me my Start menu and every fooking thing else when you tried to sort out my laptop issue.. I wouldnt mind but all i wanted you to do was fix the space bar...
*poo and pie fall around in giggles of laughter*
Thats all for now.. Feck knows whats wrong with the laptop!
