I am not sure whether it is over use, under use or generally that someone somewhere has got a voodoo cock doll of me, but today my knackers feel like someones been using them as a punch bag. I am the walking wounded and very few people seem to be giving me the sympathy that I require. (Pointing and laughing does not count!!) Ive googled bollock cancer, tumours, twisted tubes and tight pants but am still non the wiser to what is causing me so much discomfort.. Ah well, watch this space!
It is a friends birthday today and so we may be going out for a drink or two tonight. I say a drink or two.. I mean a drink or eighteen as it will be £1.60 a drink all night! Ive been quite looking forward to it this week but the bad balls may prevent me from attending!
It has been heard on the grapevine that my laptop has now been repaired and should be on its way back to my friend today. If so, Im going to be nipping up to Stoke this Sunday to grab it...and if it still doesnt work, im going to take it to the place that sold it me and smash it over someones head. 
xx
MichaelDavid
Ouch.. wonder whats wrong with the peas in your pod Adie?
Maybe you need to get to the doctors surgery and have yourself checked out.. ..