Last night, while browsing through Tesco, I recalled that I needed to buy some chewing gum as the 60 piece share tub that I had bought had almost run out. Myself and Jasey wandered over to the chewing gum section and I was shocked as to what I found. You aint gonna believe this... Wait for it... 60 Pieces of chewing gum in a plastic tub costs £2.45... A pack of 5 x 10 chewing gum costs £1.50... 95p for 10 extra chewing gums...

Well..

The Dirty, robbing, money scounging BASTARDS!

And thus I, proving once again that I am indeed Carol Vordermans long lost nephew! (and that I have far too much time on my hands!) :D

Officially, date 2 tonight.. I have chosen the venue... I will reveal more in my next post...! Im excited anyway! xxx