Andy emailed me today and told me to keep next Thursday free. "Why?" I emailed back, before checking my PC calendar and realising that it is valentines day. It would seem that I am been taken for a meal on the most romantic day of the year. He isnt making me wait until the weekend after when its cheaper or anythin! It is Somewhere that is going to be a surprise. I cant wait!
I met up with Andy tonight and we went for a meal at old/new (not sure which) Orleans.. I had Chicken Fajitas and they were absolutely gorgeous! We then went on to a bar to meet Meera, my friend from work. Meera loved Andy and agreed that in real life he is SO much hotter than in his photos, that I have shown her! He is a bit of a dish and when I look at him or indeed think about him when Im not with him, I get all gooey feelings and my tummy does cartwheels. For as long as I remember I cant remember been like this! As MkFunky would say... "Gah!!" Lol!
I am only working 7.30am until 10.30am tomorrow and then have the rest of the week off as holiday. Its a good job really as there has been a lot of shagging in the next room where I am living, and so I have been unable to get to sleep! God knows how many people are in there.. it would appear to be more than 2 but less than 5..I know this because when i brought Andy home tonight, they were all half naked in the living room and ran to close the living room door! There also appears to be a lot of slapping and shouting going on... I tell thee peoples, if it doesnt stop in the next 20 minutes or so, Im going to either go in and finish the fuckers off myself, or go in and show them just how it feels to be slapped about a bit... with my bedside table fuckide lamp!!
Oh, I wouldnt like to be a customer ringing in on the early shift with Adie Plop tomorrow...
"Hello mr customer... no your parcel is not coming out today... Exqueeze me?? Yuhuh.... yuhuh... well mr customer, the only thing I can suggest would be for you to fuck off, and then die.. in that order... Now is there anything else that I can help you with or are you going to fuck my day up even more??!! "
Oh god, theyre getting louder *sticks fingers in ears and sings amazing grace at the top of his lungs!*
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jasey

If i hear ANY slaps later, i can guarantee they will be shortly followed by crackle and pops... crackle of a saucepan bein twatted over the said slappers bonce, and pop and i grab the said slappers rollocks and squeeze very hard! OOh it gives me anger! I dont deal with anger well xxx