I rang one of my very best friends in the world last night, Broad. I have known her for a fair few years and Im sure if you read back you will read back on some of the great adventures we have had. She insisted on ringing me and asking what had gone on with all the house etc.

I told her the whole story about the apartment and where I was living now... I told her I was in Stoke this weekend as I had next week off work. I told her about my interview at work on Thursday. She made listening noises and said "oh my god" every now and again for good measure to show she was listening..

"So, when am I coming down to see the new pad?" she says to me at the end of the conversation..
"Broad, have u not listened to a word Ive said?" I replied..
"Er.. Yeah.. Yeah.. course I have.." She says..
"Im not living there any more.." I says..
"Your not?! Oh my God?! Why?!" she replies..
"Im not going through this again Broad..." I says...
"But where are u living now if you are not there?!" she asks innocently..
"AT ANDREWS MUM AND DADS HOUSE AS IVE MENTIONED SEVERAL TIMES DURING THIS PHONE CALL!" I shouted...

The conversation ended shortly after... I would have text her a little later on in the night had I not received the following text from her:-
"So babe.. when u in stoke again?"

Grrr.. Wait till she has man trouble again... Ill put the phone on the side while I have a shower!! xxxx