• That my family lived nearer to me.
  • That house prices would come down.. alot!
  • That petrol prices were not such a joke (and that our government were not such a bunch of fucking clowns!)
  • That my balding would hurry up and conclude instead of leaving me with a mini rug over my hands each morning and fearing alapeasha setting in.
  • That I could have a lie in every day
  • That I could eat and not put on weight
  • That I had never been stung in love or money.
  • That I could get anywhere in the world via train in the same amount of time as it takes to fly.
  • Oh yeah.. and for world peace.