I had a nice little Hong Kongarian named Brian sitting in with me at work today. He is on some sort of work placement in the UK for 5 weeks and has chosen my company as the place he would like to be trained. The only problem with the chap was that he seemed to have no concept of time.

Adie:- "ok Brian, im gonna pop the toilet so have 5 minutes if you wanna grab a drink or go to the loo or somethin?"

Brian:- "ok, thank you."

*half an hour later he comes back*

Adie:- "ok mr time for your break now.. pop back to me in 15 minutes..."

Thats the last time I saw him. Well over 2 hours ago. Maybe he has got lost... If anyone see's a little hong kongarian looking a lil lost, send him back to Adie will you... I dunno, Well and truly, abandoned!

Oooh, saw an ad for a job I want today too outside of my company.. .Do I have the cheek to apply when I havent even started my new job?! LOL
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