1.) Oh Jesus, on my last day you would think the phone would do me the courtesy of NOT ringing for a while!

2.) Aww, my team leader bought me a bottle of champagne and told me I was the backbone of the team... I am, arent I...

3.) Do I realise that my company delivered your parcel late mr customer? Yes.. I do mr customer.. Now, ask me if I care..

4.) How DARE you speak to me like that on my last day.. Dont you know who I am?!?!

5.) Oh.. Ive been made to stand on a desk in front of everyone while they give me my card and vouchers.. Zavvi.. whats zavvi... Is it some kind of old man shop? FEAR NOT... Its apparantly the new Virgin megastore...

6.) What shall I buy with my voucher... Maybe a new game for the wii.. Hmmm..

7.) I promised myself I wouldnt get pissed tonight but im starting to get in the mood for a little bit of a drinky poo...

8.) Note to self Adrian.. For your own mental sanity, Dont ever go into customer service again. Your a lucky lad to have got a promotion in the company so quickly. Make the most of it... Onwards and upwards boy!

9.) Oh god.. I hope my sister does not give birth while I am pissed up in a heap tonight or tomorrow morning.. May text her and tell her to pop a cork in it or somethin..