• Somehow managed to sprain my wrist while wiping my bum today.
  • My dads Stag night coming up from tomorrow. Spending the weekend in Blackpool. As am bezzie man, ave lots of little treats up my sleeve.. Think baywatch....with a twist..I cant say much incase the stag reads this before he goes..also written a list of challenges. Took me forever cos cant use MSword.
  • Looking for somewhere to lodge at the moment. Me and Andy growing apart more and more by the day.  Gotta leave before he kills me.  
  • Baby Alyssa doing well. Baby Jaya also doing well and getting cute little freckles (fairy kisses)
  • Wedding in 3 weeks. PC with half written speech on has died. Considering how to bring PC back to life. Cannot take for repair. Would get arrested... too much porn copywright.

Let the piss up begin! Hoorah! :-D xx