- Started sun beds today.. Came out and felt a whoosh of adonisness.. Shall be bronzed for wedding.. Yay!
- Stood on scales this morning before commencement of diet. Scales screamed and told me gerroff. Weighed in at 12 stone 3 3/4. Hope to lose at least 2 stone for the wedding. If not will be fat bronzed adonis.
- Had man flu terrible at work. Insisted on telling every soul that walked within a 10 metre radius of me. For those who didnt, blew nose continuously until they came to offer sympathy.
- On blowing nose, one lad told me I sounded like an elephant. Asked if he would like to see my trunk. Game set and match to Adrian.
- Bought very spesh laptop. Cost £800.00 but worth it. Cannot pay for it as paypal has limited me. Offended. Going to try and fool the paypal system by making it in 2 installments. Otherwise will write letter of complaint to Estha Ranson. Andy not speaking to me after purchase. He wanted holiday but I dont like aeroplanes.
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