1. Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex?
I know this may shock some... but YES... YES I have! And Im ashamed to say, quite a few times!

2. How often do you wank?
Erm, am not a prude but I find that question quite offensive. My mother reads this! Lets just say that if wanking made u go blind, I would have lost my site when I was about 14.

3. Where do you wish you were right now?
At home in bed cuddling David Beckham.

4. Were you in love with the first person you slept with?
Nope.

5. Do you have any guilt inside of you?
All of the time. I feel guilty about everything.

6. Have you ever wished anyone dead, however brief?
Oh yes. I dont usually mean it though.

7. Assuming you HAD to be, would you rather be a colour, smell or sound?
Sound...

8. How and when do you imagine you are going to die?
I reckon im going to die on my 65th birthday. Just as Im about to start enjoying life. It will be a heart attack.

9. Do you think love is forever?
I think true love is forever.

10. What is your worst fear for your future?
Of been alone and dying alone.

11. Do you LOVE anything about yourself? If so, what is it?
I wouldnt say I LOVE anything about myself. Im an alright person though.

12. Would you lie if you KNEW you could never get caught?
I lie all of the time.

13. Could you have sex knowing someone could hear you?
It depends who the someone was. If I was in a hotel then yes. If I was in the next bedroom to my family then no.

14. What, if anything, do you do to make people do what you want?
Ask them?

15. How many times, if any, have you lied answering these questions?
None. Whats the point in filling it in if your going to lie?!