- Bit of a mad weekend... Been pissed for most of it. Birmingham was fun on Saturday night although did have to look after the cuddle whore when he started spewing his guts up. Or at least, that was excuse he came up with for having dirty knees.
- Bad judgement on Saturday shopping meant ended up looking like lumberjack on Saturday night when out. Was a little devastated but couldnt not wear it as was new top. Braved the lumberjack jokes well though. Even gave a few hearty butch "ARRRGHS" to humour the gays.
- Starting to look like I may hit my sales target for the first month this month. Had a few fat invoices that have come out to play and I am starting to get a little excited! Money Money Money!!
- Dame Kazduck has promised Meat and Potato pie this Friday. I am so excited, I think I may give a lil girly squeel if it all goes through!
- Got told no less than 5 times yesterday that I was stunning... For weeks, noone has even told me that I am even presentable, then all of a sudden I am Mr Gay UK for a day! Bizarre folk, gays! x
