• Have had a mini shop-a-thon online over the last couple of days, bringing in the bacon for Christmas! The trouble is, Im a little confused over how Im going to ship the buggers all up to Stoke. Santa may have to buy a sack!
  • Some serious talks commenced with the cuddle whore last night. After a brief clearing of the air, we resumed cuddleage and all was ok in the world of the whore bags.
  • Tried my Christmas shirt on this morning before work and it fits lovely. So I have to make sure on the Christmas party day, I do not eat/drink anything at all. I am going to see if I can find someone with a damned good drug habit and just snort cocaine and inject heroin all night instead of consuming fluids and foods. (Mummy, If you are reading this, am joking.)
  • Going to an enagagement party tonight with the cuddle whore and first time am going to meet some of his friends from work. It has already been confirmed yesterday that I am not the "cute" one and so I am going to have to put a bit of effort into my presentation to ensure that I look like I could "suit" him. Pah.

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