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The "Cowell Plot" thickens... From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (18 hours old)

Now, I should point out that I found this on the Metro website so I can't vouch for it's accuracy. Quite possibly it has no accuracy whatsoever. Interesting if it's true though... http://www.metro.… more

"I never allow myself to look tired..." From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (19 hours old)

That skin cream advert with Matthew McConnagay in it is a hoot. It's clearly been done in the time-honoured tradition of shaving adverts dating back to the Seventies. "Grr! Manly! Yes it is! Honest! B… more

A Smile On My Face From VisionInBlue ^Pro in VisionInBlue (1 day old)

Which is tricky considering I can barely move it thanks to the dentist. Crossed fingers, toes and anything else that'll cross that I'm fixed! Despite a bad day at work, seemingly half the staff wer… more

X Factor is getting crappier every week From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (1 day old)

You could argue that it serves me right for watching it but hey, I like trash tv sometimes and X Factor is surely the best in that category. I love the pompousness of it, and the fact that those invol… more

Entertainment Required From VisionInBlue ^Pro in VisionInBlue (2 days old)

Anyone... some ideas please. What things are there to do that are fun and quirky in London/Surrey. I do the same things over and over again, same pub, same shopping, same old same. Anything out of the… more

Naptime was successful!! From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (2 days old)

Thanks for your comments - and yes, I did manage to have a nap, for like 45 minutes! Tremendous! I had to go and wake Logan up for his tea, he was spark out. (Yes, he is napping as I type this!!… more

Back On Track From VisionInBlue ^Pro in VisionInBlue (3 days old)

I finally feel like I've gotten over the worst of the flu bug. Still not 100% healthy but much better. The whole thing had completely wiped me out and all I had to do was think about stuff. Not goo… more

Autumnal Friday Five From VisionInBlue ^Pro in VisionInBlue (3 days old)

1. Do you have a favourite part of autumn? My favourite part? I love walking through the leaves. Of course it has to be dry... don't think that'll happen this year! Dragging my feet through the gia… more

The Friday Five From Teri_R in Rotherham Family (4 days old)

As seen here 1. Do you have a favourite part of autumn? Halloween - Bonfire Night. I love the excitement of Halloween and also the closeness of our world and the spirit world. The smell off bonf… more

What would you do? From Teri_R in Rotherham Family (4 days old)

Makes me feel sick to think about it, but if my child has been one of the abused at the Day Nursery in Plymouth, I would want to know. Would you??? Read the article here… more

More dadness From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (4 days old)

OK, so I've started working part-time this week so I can spend more time looking after Logan. It's brilliant, and I love it, but where the hell does this kid get all that energy from?? He's only 11 mo… more

2 years of blogging, and... From stella_jones in musings... (5 days old)

Hello stella_jones, in order to use your tags to improve the searchability of your blog posts, it has been necessary to make a few changes to the tag system. -----------------------------------… more

Tagopalypse... From scoobydoofus ^Pro in Scoobydoofus (5 days old)

So, the powers that be at BCUK decided they wanted to change the tag system in an attempt to make us use them properly. They want us to use short, concise tags to enable other users to find our pos… more

What A Muppet From VisionInBlue ^Pro in VisionInBlue (6 days old)

Another waste of a day looking at vids on YouTube. By the way, I would in no way enourage you to watch all of this next clip... I've had this tune in my head ever since I watched it, and I … more

Great British Film - Harry Brown From Teri_R in Rotherham Family (7 days old)

Last night, Lee & I had a, long overdue, night out. Thanks to our friends at See Film First I managed to get tickets for the preview of Michael Caine's new film - Harry Brown. I shy away fro… more

A sorry waste of a vast quantity of alcohol From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (7 days old)

I assume his P45 is in the post... http://uk.video.yahoo.com/watch/6338139/16440695 8|… more

Glass Houses From VisionInBlue ^Pro in VisionInBlue (7 days old)

I was sitting on the stairs this morning, contemplating going to work. I was ready and my bag was packed, I was waiting to see if our driver could pick me up on the way in, I wasn't just hoping the da… more

AM Madness From VisionInBlue ^Pro in VisionInBlue (8 days old)

It is almost 3am and I'm still awake. That might have something to do with the fact that every time I lay down I start wheezing like a broken motor. Hopefully I'll fall asleep at work. Only 3 hours un… more

Habit Forming From VisionInBlue ^Pro in VisionInBlue (8 days old)

After doing the Friday Five on Halloween it got me thinking about superstitions and habits etc. Well, maybe not habits per se, more quirks of my personality. I'm not a neat person. I can cope with … more

Nose To The Grindstone From VisionInBlue ^Pro in VisionInBlue (8 days old)

It feels like that already without those lovely soft tissues... damn this bug. I'm also going back to work tomorrow, sensible? No. Happening anyway? Yes. Currently I sound like a cross between Darth V… more

Movember... From scoobydoofus ^Pro in Scoobydoofus (9 days old)

So Landers, Jake and myself have signed up for Movember. Basically, we're growing a 'tache to raise awareness of and funds for prostate cancer. It's a bit of fun, but it hopefully will prompt peopl… more

queer From ohlala007 in ~*Revue_Blanche*~ (10 days old)

***Chaadaev (1794-1856) *** Nobleman, intellectual, dandy. Ladies crowded around him, but “Flighty Venus” Chaadaev, as Pushkin called him, was indifferent to women. His sex life was mystery. I’ll t… more

Friday Halloween Five From VisionInBlue ^Pro in VisionInBlue (10 days old)

1. Are you superstitious? I'm a creature of habit rather than superstition. I step on the cracks but so far my Mum is alright... touch wood. I'm not bothered about ladders or picking up pennies [al… more

Wales Of A Time From VisionInBlue ^Pro in VisionInBlue (10 days old)

Okay so that pun doesn't really work... never mind. I have a message saying my blog has been tagged. My initial response was "oh thats exciting". I clicked the link to see the tag.... "Wales" ?!?! Wha… more

Friday Five 31/10/09... From scoobydoofus ^Pro in Scoobydoofus (10 days old)

As seen here. 1. Are you superstitious? No. I have habits about some things, but I'm not worried that something horrible will happen if I don't do it. 2. Are you attending or hosting a hallowee… more

No Escaping It From VisionInBlue ^Pro in VisionInBlue (11 days old)

I let my guard down and I have succumbed to the flu germs at work. Two days in a row I made it to work to realise it was really stupid and came home again. This morning I got woken up and couldn't be … more

Any Motorhead fans? Your assistance please. From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (12 days old)

OK, so I've been a fan of Motorhead for many moons now. But like a lot of people who call themselves Motorhead fans, it's mainly the early stuff I have in my collection. The last album I actually boug… more

The Horn of Africa From rowtheboat in Sink or Swim (12 days old)

How many years older than you is too old? Five years? Ten? Twenty? Fifty? Nearly a century?… more

Ta Da!!! From hebburndelboy in RANDOM (16 days old)

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Sexy cartoon characters - a very unlikely late addition From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (18 days old)

Regular readers of my witterings will know my feelings on spoiled media brat Lily Allen. >:-[ Imagine my amazement, then, when I happened to see Mark Ronson's Oh My God video the other day. Ms Alle… more